I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
