My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
