I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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