Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
soo... how was my night?
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