i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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