Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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