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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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