You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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