If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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