I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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