Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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