Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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