Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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