I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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