You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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