nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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