he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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