i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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