i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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