fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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