plz talk dirty to me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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