i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
why do cheetos always look like penises
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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