Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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