i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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