He disabled his match.com account in front of me
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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