he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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