Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You are the jesus of drinking
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
