an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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