What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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