What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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