pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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