uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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