My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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