If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
