From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There's always time for handjobs
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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