I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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