Please, let me fuck your mom
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there was a trapeze. enough said
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I did not marry a roomba.
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