Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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