Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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