Sponge bath it is.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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