it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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