Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
foreskin is a definite game changer
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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