just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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