the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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