Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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