my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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