You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
did i just pee glitter
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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