do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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