dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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