Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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