yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
