it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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