So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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