do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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