I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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