I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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